Sunday, September 9, 2007

Let the games begin

In our continuing efforts to bring to you the most dangerous of worldly misdemeanors, the renowned Nanguys are here once again to bring to you the very essence of mindless mayhem that experts believe be-felled upon the mighty Mayans once upon a time.

One would argue that hell yea, we aren't really as well known, but nevertheless our constant aim at destruction and chaos should seldom be taken as a closed reprieve and should be published in the tabloids eh (we sure think we should). It should be known that we are constantly attempting to bring our already chaotic outbursts to exponentially higher levels.

This medium will attempt to jog back in time and selectively pick the benign wonders of our illustrious sporting era. The posts that follow will bring to you the ingenious boys (sometimes boys that looked like girls ... nature had it's weird reasons), who passed the test of times to create wonders of sporting magic with games that we all dwelt on.

We grew up on these games like we grew body hair amongst our other essential valuable puberty assets (except Pals maybe who saw his first body & facial hair appear below his chin ... we are disallowed to speak about the rest of his anatomy).

To give you a gist of what to expect in the upcoming series of posts, which clearly should knock your 'bleep' out (or bring truck loadsa loozies), we've taken time out to lay a plan down (we usually don't do this unless at gunpoint which I cannot say has happened to us yet - security reasons of course).

So here goes everything ... A typical post in Nanogames will consist of a Game (Title) Post which will entail the following feats:

  • These posts will be based upon a set of defined Gaming Patterns or Categories (viz. Classic Nano, Chick Nano, Nano Card, Nano Board, Nano Sport & Nan'O'lympics amongst a select few).
  • The body of each Game post will be briefly explained and then will closely be followed by Game Play methodology and Game Rules.
  • Game Rules usually change at real-time, so we might just skip to bare essentials and categorize it further down to Original Game Rules and Real-time altered Game Rules. (We will not entertain requests for version control of the rule changes, we were very primitive back then).
  • A few examples and Gaming Incidents will be cited and glorified at the foot of the game post.
  • Names of the undersigned members (or terror activists) involved in the above Gaming Incidents will also be made public.
  • Note: Each post will essentially aim at destroying all previous qualms about your childhood and multiple attempts to mock and ridicule your childhood will be savvy to the moderators expression.

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